Following the girly trend of #challengeaccepted and due to higher frequency of liaison appeals I see everywhere on the fat old social media, I am there too to post my serious craps in an unprecedented fucking frequencies.
But, you know....restricted to few facts, to save on your obsessively precious hot summer times and all:
- AMY LEE believes in grieving because she expects something freaking out to happen to her once the grieving pointer hits the mandatory spot of: "I can't take this anymore". #stashedgriefs
- If need be, she applies a little bit of her available feminine wiles (hugs, kisses, flirts, texts, drunk chit-chats) so as to get what she wants accomplished by male folks (who are then rewarded by "kiss' um ass gu'bye") in order to fulfill the revenge she takes on male adults who typically break girls hearts and thus deserve to be nailed. #aintfeelingdefeated
- She is pretty a body dysmorphic slut, (I'd actually prefer go into more details this time), e.g. she believes she's been given a couple of imperfect knee caps that have to be wrapped like burritos all the time! #JapaneseCliches
- She was twice got fingered (cordially) by chicos down South back to the elementary school she used to go and that's the reason why she's been staying off the eggplants and kind of tends to hang out with No Frills bananas for what it's worth. (has actually gotten more scammed for bananas than she did for eggplants) #1/2heritage
- She had always wanted to have a son instead of a daughter so she took prescriptions to fulfill the sex selection. #She_assumes_girls_are_miserable
- Finally, she is also into this belief that by perpetrating a fourth/fifth/ninth degree crime, a strange kind of murky twerky power helps her achieve more success than many other people who dare not to step into that zone also achieve. #666
Definitions:
4 is for turning 40
666 for say10, 9, 8, 7,.....
More notes:
Can you please break up with my phones?? Thank you in Japanese.
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