Sunday, October 17, 2021

The Army of Amy Hartzler

I just realized today that I'm posted on TikTok and as well being shared by either of the chapters below for courtesy of an announcement, so here we go with more of it:
Chapter 1 - The transformation's finest
Look at how the new appearance kicks in when you move from New York City to suburbs of Nashville.


Chapter 2 - Shame resistancy ever lead to jealousy? Yes, it did indeed.
You can no longer lose weight in a country where fat girls are popular and married, whether you choose to play violin or dance.

Chapter 2.5 - Are you mad?? What's wrong bro??
Somebody reminds of a random woman laborer who claimed a colleague her "significant other" in the workplace whereas both actually dated different people outta there for face-saving reasons.
The two colleagues were also two and a half adorable social activists and politicians and much more.

Chapter 3 - One for all, all for none....
Sex, just like any unfairly distributed entities or properties (such as money, happiness, freedom, tax bills, ...) is also unfairly distributed which means a 6ft 2 man 300 pounds (assumed thicker) gets to f**k 10 women getting on with midlife crisis while 9 other ineligible penises get to f**k none.

Chapter 4 - Two Puppies
Teenage crushes are awesome specially when you are so protectively keeping him intact from all the other contenders out there, by the time you've steered the guy into marrying you to make sure the perfection is only yours. You won the deal hands down, good for you.
(Chapter 4 has some relevancy to Chapter 2.5, in case you are studying the art of winning alpha deals by beta ones)

Chapter 5 - It all harkens back to Black Sabbath...
A pioneer Black Sabbath demon unwitting summoned curses that woken minions offspring to thereby project themselves in different genres.....one of them turned out to be an epic "make-up metal band".

Chapter 6 - We Are The Shipwrecks
cuz they got all the time it took to make a killer single on them sides but ain't come up with nothing yet?

The Next Season - Something went wrong with his life
That he decided to roll over to his lord who's made him feel loved, as opposed the tough local Ella that would only fancy the same tough "wavelengths" to get along with.

At the end of the day he appreciates all the love and interests, but as a matter of fact, he used to, is and will always be into his good old dorky special someone no matter what (happens).

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