taylor: I'm not Julie Delpy, but I am. I am a drop-dead gorgeous, flawless smoking-hot force of nature play hard to get, but I'm not sexy. That's a shame. And I confess that I am $200k in debt looking for boyfriends with good credits cause I'm looking to create some more decent music where I'm not the director.
Hayley Williams: our hypothetical love shack got burned to the ground, and I'm a failure. That's what she said. I didn't come up. I'm sorry honey.
Gaga then: how the hell match.com suggested me that when my preference was something a little different?? Who's the asshole here?
Gaga now: the match.com algorithm generated AI for a venemous rat in a sex dungeon went wrong good for you. Now she's the size except I don't like her not one bit. My preferences were still a little different no matter what mattered matters. it's a drain.
Lindsey: she wishes the same wish I do on every New Year's Eve. We all have to gotsta get laid at some point sometimes, but we like shy away.
Momsen: love her accent, but the titties are a big deal. It ain't me only. call the damn doctor.
Carly: you know, I got stopped once before all the ugly bullshit that just gone down and was asked about who was my dream girl for real, and I was like, eh, she's pale, big boobs, zero percent ignorant or hateful and it was not a chooser . Guess what? I am a chooser now, and I already have all the unlimited gems from Witchcraft World video game. Who knew?
Miley: she looks as if I have an uncle's wife called Cody. She's family. like how fucking dare you. You know the elite elle fanning was not for me.
Kirk Hammett: hit the fast notes? Hit the gym instead, pal. Those notes have to come from somebody who hits the gym sometimes. These are for public consumption, so be careful out there with those guitar noodles every now and then. Also mind the jam. prease.
Madonna: not a bad note on that one. She's everything I love or look up to. Suck her dick.
Will Hunt: the cult of doing shady stuff to support my music. But you know blondes are allowed to challenge me. I get the bossoms out of the front cusp for you, then lubricate them till we are both happy and good to go.
Venomous Cocktail: 38% mutation+23% pink cognitive errors+5% minority. I am taking testosterone now, but people can tell. There is also 6X100% more on demand. NO SCAM. As seen on NBC, Fox News,.. we are powerful in the market. Potent!
James Hetfield from Metallica: spends a good part of his life in the SF Bay Area until he realized that he was actually a rock ' n' roll soul who had nothing to do with city slickers, elite attitudes urban music etc. so he'd just decide to retreat to CO magnet area where he belongs NOW.... he once said no matter where you geographically end up, and I think he might be right. Glad that he no longer has to put a lot of masks on or shave a mustache to blend in or adjust to his people's needs.
Michael: not leaning on minorities. I know how it hurts. Been there. But criminals these days call themselves entrepreneurs and basically get away with it through hobnobbing. 50 Cent also calls himself "entrepreneur" and they are on the loose these days who cares?
Mayhem The Album: also could have been entitled the chaos in a box, helter-skelter, the uncohisive hang with legendary friends, the antitode for venomous cocktail poisoning, alcoholism is bad, love letters to circumsized ones,... my pick is "get vaccinned"
Amy: sorry to call you a punching bag this time you been my celebrity crush but you know we might never make a grammar mistake but we could still have hard times doing certain words like "authenticity" and she just knows what I mean, or let me explain it. I wanted a wife.
